Ozark Lycanthrope

At first glance, this monstrosity appears to be an average canine mongrel. But take a closer look. Photographed at dusk in the eastern hills of Oklahoma, this beast's origin is still unknown. Mere attempts at conjecture have lead scientists and laymen alike to complain of nausea and a banjo-like ringing in the ears.

Few eye-witnesses have caught a glimpse of this mangy entity. I got lucky, and like most witnesses, came upon the creature during a full moon. Other frequent sightings have taken place behind a juke joint in northwestern Arkansas, where a cook is known to discard spoiled vittles.