This hideous mutation is the result of radiation from recent nuclear tests in the Panoland interior. Instead of its usual pink and blue coloration, the otherwise ordinary eight-legged amphibian was born a sickly green and yellow.

Such a tragic condition has the effect of inadvertent camouflage. As it blends into the surrounding fauna, the poor frog finds it virtually impossible to gain the attention of the opposite sex. While sad, this trait makes it unlikely the anomaly will reproduce.

Photo provided by Rockefeller Stone of the Crooked Corners Gazette.