This proverbial boy genius to whom I am not related watches as his latest scientific experiment comes to fruition. The giant sunflowers behind him are the result of an earlier study--the successful infusion of growth hormones into an ordinary seed his mother would not let him eat.

Harboring an I.Q. which is off the charts, the 10-month-old says his latest plans envision a means by which he can grow a pre-pubescent goatee so colleagues will take him seriously.