Bleeding Sores

I have encountered this many times. 
You must remember to remove the pins 
from your newly purchased underpants 
before wearing them. Nurse Floozy can 
help stop the bleeding by applying 
pressure to your groin and buttocks. 
Please remove all clothing and stand 
in front of the window so she can see 
you from the hot dog vendor across 
the street. She will be with you after 
her lunch break.