Dry Mouth

Too much cotton candy is the culprit 
here. I can't tell you how many times 
a day I see patients with this 
complaint. You must purchase an 
ice-cold beverage at the nearby 
lemonade stand. That will solve
your problem. Oh, and be sure to 
provide Nurse Floozy with your insurance 
information so that we may make out 
the bill appropriately.