Joint Stiffness

There's no easy way to say this, so I 
will get straight to the point. You 
have a disease that results in eventual 
and total paralysis. It is commonly 
transmitted by carnies and others of 
their disreputable ilk. Have you 
recently spent any time with that sort? 
Alas, it is too late now. Please go 
home and make the necessary arrangements 
before you can no longer feed yourself.