Foot Tenderness

You have a disorder known as "rat trap 
foot," most often experienced by pest 
exterminators and children who play in 
their grandparents' attic. However, you 
may have acquired it in Mexico or by 
standing too closely to the hay stacks 
here at the Carnevale. Nurse Floozy will 
escort you to the operating room where 
I will remove the offending object in 
a series of six or seven severely 
painful surgical procedures.