LOST AND FOUND
|One slice of pizza, cheese melted (pepperoni slice has fallen off)
One carameled apple, slightly covered with dead flies
One lollipop--still good!
|One legless frog (pictured); possibly partially consumed by gourmet|
|Hooded infant, slightly precocious; appears to have eaten something blueish; repeatedly asks for bees, but then runs in terror when given them|
|FOUND OBJECTS OF SOME SORT
TURNED OVER TO OFFICER HAROLD
OF THE CROOKED CORNERS
police-issued firearm with initials O.H. on handle
jump rope (may be hangin' rope
water-damaged map showing location of unknown continent
unopened jar of marbles
|Several bicycles; slightly tangled|
|ITEMS REPORTED LOST:
Youth and Innocence (pictured). Same claimant also missing a lot of hair.
One bean; fell off taco plate
One hand, possibly of mutant origin
Many young women claim to have lost their virginity behind the Strong Man tent. Carnevale Management disavows this misfortune and is not responsible.