CROOKED CORNERS CARNEVALE
LOST AND FOUND
ITEMS 
FOUND:
One slice of pizza, cheese melted (pepperoni slice has fallen off)

One carameled apple, slightly covered with dead flies

One lollipop--still good!

One legless frog (pictured); possibly partially consumed by gourmet
Hooded infant, slightly precocious; appears to have eaten something blueish; repeatedly asks for bees, but then runs in terror when given them
FOUND OBJECTS OF SOME SORT
TURNED OVER TO OFFICER HAROLD
OF THE CROOKED CORNERS
POLICE DEPARTMENT:

toenail clippers

police-issued firearm with initials O.H. on handle

jump rope (may be hangin' rope
as found attached to body)

water-damaged map showing location of unknown continent

unopened jar of marbles
Several bicycles; slightly tangled
ITEMS REPORTED LOST:

Youth and Innocence (pictured). Same claimant also missing a lot of hair.

One bean; fell off taco plate

One hand, possibly of mutant origin

Many young women claim to have lost their virginity behind the Strong Man tent. Carnevale Management disavows this misfortune and is not responsible.