Although observers did not expect to see any regrowth of the tertiary hand shed from the top of Dal's head a year ago, suspicious scientists say the ostensible terrorist seen here is a lookalike. Among other things, the truly revealing clue, they say, of the video's falsity is the man's distinct quasi-Russian accent. Witnesses say that Dal actually sings with a voice that is closer to that of Carol Channing, his favorite geriatric diva.
Still, at least in its implied subtext, the tape presents a man afraid that his legacy of roostercide and grand misuse of a potato truck for terrorist purposes have left him alone and hated, so much so that his own death may go unmourned...
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